t00thpasteface:

t00thpasteface:

imo the nature of tumblr is that everyone is constantly thinking to themselves “yeah maybe what i post is a little cringey but at least i’m not posting [blank]” and everyone is thinking this in a big web of “at least i’m not THAT guy” like that xkcd gag of everyone on the train thinking everyone else is a sheep or the “their barbaric invaders vs our righteous whatever” cartoon and there’s no endpoint of who’s truly uncringe. i can’t even be like “stop putting the anime horse betting on my dash” bc someone would inevitably say “ok marvel fujoshi” and kill me instantly

i think the people who just log on, post out-of-focus amateur photography with three or fewer tags, and then log off are probably the most enlightened users of this platform

bat-luun:

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

twistedpictures:

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this website is a fucking prison

thequeensthroat:

image of a page of The Code of the Woosters by P.G. Wodehouse. Text reads: "I reached out a hand from under the blankets, and rang the bell for Jeeves.  'Good evening, Jeeves.'  'Good morning, sir.'  This surprised me.  'Is it morning?'  'Yes, sir.' 'Are you sure? It seems very dark outside.'  'There is a fog, sir. If you will recollect, we are now in autumn — season of mists and mellow fruitfulness.”  'Season of what?' 'Mists, sir, and mellow fruitfulness.'"ALT

feeling like this lately

jeejyboard:

“Brick shithouse” gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions…. so confusing to translate

aversiteespabilas:

Have you seen the new movie? It’s on library. It’s literally on the library. It’s on library without ads. It’s literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it’s on your library. It’s in the original case too. It’s on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It’s on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.